Modern Warfare 3: The Vet and The N00b

There’s nothing worse than dedicating months of your life to becoming a ‘Sam Worthington’ in the online realm of first person shooters only to be teamed up with a ‘Jonah Hill’ or someone equally green. While you and your seasoned teammates run precise strategies exposing every possible loophole and advantage of every weapon, map and killstreak loadout, the ‘Jonah Hill’ adopts a more haphazard approach, swapping cover and accuracy for exposure and low percentage shots, compromising you and your team’s lifespan in the process.

Then, when you’ve finally applied enough coarse language and ban warnings to said teammate and he starts playing his part, a fricken ‘Dwight Howard’ rocks up out of nowhere and awkwardly squats and sprays all over your hard work.