Blake Griffin being silly
Pau Gasol was guarding Griffin and was all like ‘chill guys I got this’ and knocked the ball out of Griffin’s hand but he got it back and started dribbling again. Gasol knew he touched the ball before Griffin did but had a huge cry anyway and was all ‘c’mon ref he double-dribbled’ and started doing sign language. Then Griffin was all ‘chill guys I got this’ and splashed the double clutch all over Andrew Bynum.
Bynum called Gasol a crybaby idiot after the game and Gasol agreed with him.
After that the Clippers were playing the Thunder and Blake remembered that he hadn’t been in the highlight reel for a whole ten minutes and decided to do something about it. Kendrick Perkins (who is also built like a brick lavatory) was playing low and was all like ‘pfft I’m Kendrick Perkins, no-one dunks on me chill homies I got this’. Blake got the ball and does what he always does and just jumped as high as he could towards the ring and dunked so hard on Kendrick Perkins that officials had to notify his next of kin and Timofey Mozgov just in case he needed someone to talk to. The remaining starters for the Thunder all turned away like ‘sorry bro, we don’t know you anymore’ even James Harden who I always thought would be a chill guy just looked the other way. It was the sickest thing anyone has ever done, Blake Griffin is a national hero.
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